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Aight so der u be right, high as shiet. And all of the sudden, yoour in the middle of a video game.  Fuckin you got a biggggg ass fuccin turtle in mario come straight at you.  WTF your fucced, then all the sudden, some italian ass plumber comes in and just straight up stomp dat niggas face in and dat blow blows of that fuccers shell, your JUST LIKE WTF.   THEN THIS FUCCA STRAIGHT SMOKES SOME FUCKIN FLOWER AND IS SPITTIN OUT STRAIGHT FIRE BREATH SON!!!  WTF YOU JUST SCARED AS SHIT BOUT GETTIN BURNED BY SOME CRAZY CURB STOMPIN ASS ITALIAN GUY!  tHEN U JUST GO OVER INTO FUCKING SUPER SMASH BROS AND WTF THEYS IS FUCIN FLYIN AND SHIT.  GOD DAMN DESE VIDEO GAMES BE CRAZ Y AS HELL.  FUCC IT THUG LIFE HASHTAG#HASHTAG #SPLURGONYOSELF

R.I.P. Harold,  this is what skating is

SUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Aight so here i be on my laptop high as a mo fucca, and im listenin to Madvillany and it is honestly the greatest thing in the whole world.  All of the instrumentals are  produced to perfectly with stee sprinkled all over the top.  And then all the sudden, BOOM!  Doom comes in spitting the greatest lyrical onslaught ever.  The metaphors and dualities he uses are god damn ridiculous Jim.  I mean the shit he is spitting is like a fuccing Nuke to near anyone else in the game EVER.  I would rival him only with Kool G Rap for raps story telling ability and Big L for his punchline skill. SO holy fucc go smoke some gods gift (strain) and listen to dat shit my G’s!!!! aight fa sha

Todays random ass mofuccin ramble is bout people starting beef when it aint neccesary.  Every time I hear someone talking shit on someone they dont or somewhat know it pisses me off to the point of god damn G!  No one has the right to be able to call someone that they do not personally know out.  You do not know what the circumstances under which someone acted, or in which mindstate the person was when something went down.  So dont try to be claimin that that person is a muark or whatnot unless you gots that there insider first hand knowledge aight.  Moving on, what the fucc is going on with girls dressing weird ass fuck these dayS!!!!  What happened to the days of old beauty when a woman could just wear normal ass fuccin clothes and look good.  Now you gots girls wearing straight jsackets and shit and claimeing its trendy.  Look at any picture from like the 1930’s-1989. Girls could just wear a nice dress and look beautiful, but not you gots stupid ass hoes fuccing wearing like giant ass fuccking death ass fuccking pants of death and jackets that you could smuggle a small child in.  And fuccking dyineg there hair like the fuccin rainbow that yall seen in a fuccking skittles package.  Its cool up to a pooint but when you overdue that shit, game over.  Just keep it classy with old beauty, let your beauty speak for itself rather than tryying to stick out like a nipple in the cold.  I dont know waht the fucc  im saying, im drunk and this is really entertaing to type so fucc it.  these be my random ass rambles, ask mme bout em if ya wana know more later hemies.